KLANG

hiddle-stoned:

purpleshirtobsession:

ladyhistory:

thefrogman:

Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!

Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!

In this course you will learn such techniques as…

• The double fist shake
• The naughty kitten
• The cultural appropriation
• The self bitch slap
• The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
• The nipple hardener
• The sweaty declaration of self
• The “this wall is amazing”

And many more!

REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH THE ORIGINAL SERIES

Seriously though. If you haven’t watched The Original Series yet, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?

This is one of my favourite posts on tumblr.

OH MY GOODNESS I NEED TO SEE THIS NOW

(Source: trekgate)

vexxiboo:

This is completely off from your request but I dunno this kinda popped up in my head.
Joker and Edis anniversary coming up and he has zero clue on what he should do for her or even get her. He knows he wants it to be special, but she isn’t your average gf. So he asks the others for ideas.

Garrus: “Well, depends. Hows your reach and her, uh, flexibility?”
Joker: “Ugh I hate you.”

Thane: “Flowers, sensual massages, passionate—”
Joker: “I am gonna stop you right there buddy.”

Kaidan: “Make her dinner, put the game on and sit back together and relax with a beer. You know, keep it low key?”
Joker: “…You do realize this is EDI we are talking about? An AI? One that doesn’t eat or drink?”
Kaidan: Well, I don’t know what to tell you then.

Liara: “How about gift her a favorite book? Take her to museums?”
Joker: “She is a walking book.”

Javik: “Standing next to the last living Prothean should be enough.”
Joker: “This is EDI we are talking about, not Liara.”
Javik: Hmpf.

Wrex: “The heads of her enemies”
Joker: “….”
Wrex: “Heh heh heh”

ascendingrival:

i recently realized how muCH THIS SONG DESCRIBES THE PONDS

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME